When
I was little, I always got puzzles for Christmas. But those puzzles always had a picture on the
box that gave a clue as to which piece went where. Now, seventy-two years later, my puzzles don’t
come in boxes and they are harder to fathom.
I got three this Christmas.
The
first puzzle is connected with my work as an engineer.
It arrived early and took a couple of months to resolve. Number one picture is of a factory flow
diagram as I found it and number two is my logical solution.
The
second puzzle relates to the Burnett family’s affliction to deafness. My mother’s form of deafness actually added a
new term to the medical dictionary. It is
known as “Gladys Deafness”. In other
words: only hearing that you want to hear.
Mine is more specifically related to cell phones. On Christmas Eve I got a call from Jessica
that sounded like: Rog come help catch my pig, it’s in d road! As I didn’t know Jessica had a pig, I was sure
I’d miss-heard. After countless requests to “say it
again” I gave up, only to find – via a follow-on text message - that she does have a
pig and it was in the road!
The
third puzzle was when I asked Denise what she would like for Christmas. Her request was for what she claimed I had
never given her in twenty-three years of marriage!
This one had me really stumped and I had to ask her to spell it
out. Answer: A Bed-Side Table.
I
don’t have a picture of the pig, but here’s the bed-side table that I made from
an assortment of Dominica hardwoods.