Like
the Barber of Seville, I am Dominica’s factotum and these days I barely have
time for painting and sculpture.
On
the engineering side of things I have recently been called to the rescue of all
three of the island’s utility services: electricity, water and telephone. If a bus engine blows a gasket, the cylinder
head finds its way to my workshop for re-surfacing. Bakery dough mixers are another regular item
on my workbench.
A
more unusual request came my way over the telephone this afternoon when a young
lady asked if I could give her a hot bath!
On delving deeper into this tempting inquiry I found that it related to
Jessica’s most recent business venture:
Home Visit Therapeutic Massage. When
not modelling, my studio assistant is quick to find an alternative means of
livelihood.
Last
Sunday I helped Jessica set up her stall at a Health Fair for the Aged. I confess that I was beginning to feel my
seventy-one years until the banner over an adjoining stall gave me renewed hope. It read: Practice Safe Sex, Use a
Condom.
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